Gatorgazing
Pronunciation: \'gā-tər-'gā-ziŋ\
Function: verb
Definition: Recreational activity designed to allow parents to display their complete ignorance of the difference between alligators and crocodiles.
Taking a walk with two boys and a dog in a park with 300+ gators is a rather unsettling activity... kinda like going to watch a dog fight with t-bone steaks in your pocket.
The scary part about having a second child is that you soon realize that there is now a third parent teaching the young one all kinds of stuff 24/7.
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